How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the Gargamels to your dick’s whatever-Smurf-your-dick-is.
(Sidenote: the makers of The Smurfs…
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
glitter NEVER GOES AWAY
that’s the point
sparkling for eternity gives them ample time to think about becoming less of an idiot
Best response to stupidity EVER.
Made a couple of these mason jar lid toppers that have been floating around on all the crafty sites. The t-rex and rooster came out great. The flock of pandas, not so much. Definitely going to do more of these. They turned out a lot cuter than I expected. Of course, the sillier the toy, the cuter it turned out!
